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Police arrested Kenneth Ray Burton of San Francisco last year after he allegedly began masturbating

Submitted by speedster on Thu, 08/16/2007 - 8:39am

Police arrested Kenneth Ray Burton of San Francisco last year after he allegedly began masturbating in front of a woman on a Bay Area Rapid Transit train.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/08/16/state/n073857D94.DTL

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13 years in jail for

Submitted by boopiejones on Thu, 08/16/2007 - 9:09am.

13 years in jail for spanking it. could have avoided jail time by investing in a $5 playboy mag.

based on those standards, you should get at least 2-3 years for eating panda express on bart.

by the way, this post was meant as a joke. i think he should have gotten the 25 to life sentence as he is a chronic offender and it is likely only a matter of time before he does something worse than flashing. but i was serious about the panda express part.

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$5 could've gotten him into

Submitted by speedster on Thu, 08/16/2007 - 10:18am.

$5 could've gotten him into Gold Club and he'd also get a free lunch! I'm sure the guys he'll spend jail time with will openly welcome him. BUWHAHAHA!

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