We Made Love
First off, I have to admit that I truly am not a stud or ladies man. I simply feel that I have been blessed with exceptional luck at times with women on BART. The first occurance happened last June on my way to work. This lovely young blond boarded and took the only open seat next to me. Although she seemed involved in her book, I could feel that she had a thing for slightly overweight old men. So the time came to make my move. I began by slowly sliding my hand into my pocket and lightly touching my arm to hers. As I grabbed my growing man shaft, I couldn't help pretending that my arm was an extension of her own. As I worked my member, the sweat between our arms grew. She moved her arm from mine and pretended to not know what was occuring. I knew better and the chase was on. My next move was to continually drop things in front of me and then brush her leg each time on the way up. The more I did this the more she seemed to grow uncomfortable. Now it was time for something more bold. I leaned over and took in her sweet aroma while breathing slightly on her neck. I knew the heat was too strong as she jumped up and yelled "what the fuck man." God she needed it bad. Later that night when I finished cutting myself I broke into my neighbors apartment and stole a pair of her soiled panties. I imagined the girl from earlier as I stroked myself but before I could finish I began to cry. Now I look for that girl everyday....sometimes for hours. When that special day comes and I meet her again, I hope I can stop myself from screaming at her vagina.

Dude, nobody wants to hear
Dude, nobody wants to hear your fantasies
I like the part about the
I like the part about the arm. Tell us more. And panties.
lol stop reciting the story
lol stop reciting the story you read in your playboy magazine!
And then you woke up, when
And then you woke up, when you heard the Train Operator announced Dublin, end of the line!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Thanks
THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Thanks for the read.
cool
cool
watch out ladies for the fat
watch out ladies for the fat old sicko in the raincoat; if you are cute, he will be wacking about you for months
I believe you're story
I believe you're story because you're a chikan.
Hilarious story, AHAHAHAHA!!
Looks like the board is
Looks like the board is being taken over by children. Or Republicans.
Raunchy--and obviously fake
Raunchy--and obviously fake
By "beautiful blond" he
By "beautiful blond" he means "teenage page"
Mark Foley, get off the messageboard.
-M. Delgado
Whoa! I hope I never see
Whoa! I hope I never see you on th train!
You had an event of a
You had an event of a lifetime. Couldn't help yourself huh? It amazes me that you shared that horrific event. Why would you force your personal "NEMOY" your affections of the down below region on someone who didn't want it? This amazes me. This is also the reason why most men do not approach women because we may turn them down. They are scaredy cats.
You were a perv that day. Definitely a perv.
Chrystal Flanders -"You're Saying it or You're Not! You're a Punk or You're Not!"
You are responding to a post
You are responding to a post that's over 2 years old.
The anonymous days were
The anonymous days were definately a lot more... interesting. Bad BART porn for posterity.
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There is no "U" in BART
If you bothered to read
If you bothered to read these posts and now reply to mine, then you're guilty of the same thing! Who cares!
If it's funny I will
If it's funny I will respond. I opened it up for more people to say, "what the fuck?!!!" Thanks...
Chrystal Flanders -"You're Saying it or You're Not! You're a Punk or You're Not!"