the dumbass scores a hat trick!

this morning a girl does the following:

1) cuts in line at walnut creek station.
2) lays across a "hobo juice" bench, taking up both seats and getting her grubby converse all stars all over the seats.
3) drinks some wierd giant can of energy drink (and let me tell you, the last thing this girl needed was more empty carbs).

all she needed was an old greasy schwinn 10 speed or really loud headphones and i think she would have broken the bart dumbass record.

totally unrelated but funny story. walking from bart to my office this morning i saw a bum cleaning a chronicle newsstand using crumpled up newspaper and a bottle of 409. he managed to get it pretty darn clean. it is the yellow newsstand at the southeast corner of california and sansome. check it out if you happen to be in the area. this raises many questions that will bother me all day, such as: why would the bum choose to buy a bottle of 409 over a sandwich or a fifth of jack? was the bottle really full of 409, or is it the bum's portable bathroom? wouldn't his time be better spent begging, rather than cleaning the newsstand? etc...