Fremont dumbass/pervert 7/29/07
I'm at Fremont walking through the train, and I open the inter-car doors, and I see this guy sitting in one of the seats apparently passed out. I wouldn't care any other time, but this dude has a big ass hole in the crotch of his jeans, and his d*ck is just hanging out of his pants. Chillin' for the world to see.
So I tap the seat to wake him up, and while I'm talking to him, I'm looking at the ceiling so I wouldn't have to look at the travesty that was layin' out before me. I tell him to take his feet off the seats, and he says "sorry." I then ask, "What the hell is up with your pants?" He says "Oh I'm sorry, I was trying to cover that up." I'm agitated now, and still talking towards the ceiling, and I say, "Damn man! You gotta try harder! Nobody wants to see that!"
I couldn't believe that he was just sittin there with his d*ck just hangin' out like that. Like he was at home on the couch watchin' a porno or somethin'. I just keyed myself out of the train and moved on.

An Officer arrested a man
An Officer arrested a man for masturbating on BART once.
He was following a girl around trying to be "discrete" about it. You know, covering it up with his sweatshirt. Someone obviously sensed something was up.
According to him:
"I was giving myself a massage."
Lol "cover what" up?
Lol "cover what" up?