Old but good dumbass
I pull into Hayward one day, and this young girl comes up to the cab and says, "Yeah um does this BART go to San Leandro?"
I'm thinking in my head, "this BART?" I didn't know there was more than one BART in the bay area! Where is the other BART at? I need to know!
I think I laughed all the way to Richmond on that one.

God, I hate that. Or how
God, I hate that. Or how about, "I'm up on tha BART!"
Umm... Anyone want to clear that one up for me?
Come on now, "I'm up on the
Come on now, "I'm up on the BART!" makes total and complete sense.
Geewhiz PPID, why you wanna be all up in sombody's buisness?
I gotta go now...
Excuse me honey, how 'bout you let me all up in that good stuff?
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