I'd rather be on BART...than
1. grind my way through bridge tolls.
2. increase my chance to get in a car accident.
3. add miles to my car and wear/tear.
4. constantly make the oil companies even richer.
5. watch other drivers pick their nose.
6. following a driver on their cell who can't multi-task.
7. pay the high parking rates unless you get early bird special.
8.
9.
amen.... 8. Sit in stop and
amen....
8. Sit in stop and go traffic.
9. Battle rain and drivers who don't know how to slow down in it.
10.
10. get a speeding
10. get a speeding ticket.
11.
10. get a speeding
10. get a speeding ticket.
11.
11. Ride the city bus
11. Ride the city bus systems that are slow and inefficient.
i'd rather be on BART
i'd rather be on BART drinking and riding, than drinking and driving!
number 5 doesn't count;
number 5 doesn't count; there are twice as many people who picktheir nose on BART as do in their cars.
12. walking around in the
12. walking around in the ghetto
13. riding my bike in the ghetto
14. getting mugged in the ghetto
15. ????
-M. Delgado
15. eating liver 16. walking
15. eating liver
16. walking down International Blvd anytime of the day
17. eating menudo
18. wearing a burqua
19. riding in a taxi in Iran
20. living in Harlem
21. ??