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I got on my train to go home today only to smell something like French fries while pulling out of Powell. I didn't think of it until the smell hit me again. I looked around to see a guy eating a pizza. The woman next to him also had a box open with pizza, I assume.

And of course, when they got off, they left their boxes, newspaper and empty (I hope?) drink cans and bottles under the seat. Sigh.

bart_blows's picture

Oh man, I love pizza.

Oh man, I love pizza.

Some time ago, because there

Some time ago, because there was no where to sit, two of us sat on one side of the four-person seat area (where two seats face the other two seats). This young fat kid came in with two large boxes of pizza and two-liter bottle of soda. We were forced to watch him down the two large pizzas and the entire bottle of soda. I pretended not to look, so I stared in the window where I was forced to watch his reflection. He had no paper towels to wipe himself with, so he kept wiping his whole face with his hands, and then wipe his hands across his shirt and his pants. What a disgusting slob. When his station arrived, he left all of his trash behind on the floor beneith his seat. Moral of the story: Never sit in the four-seaters unless you're with three other friends.

caintgetright's picture

Do you all who eat and drink

Do you all who eat and drink on the train realize what nasty people do in those seats and handrails you hold on to? They shit, pee, ejaculate, masterbate, pick their toenails, pick their ass, vomit, scratch their greasy balls and nasty wounds, shoot up, snort coke and meth, have sex; oral anal and regular. The next time you bring your latte, happy meal, pizza, or chicken wings, think about what I just wrote.

bart_blows's picture

When you put it that way,

When you put it that way, eating a pizza on BART seems like no big deal compared to all the other stuff that goes on on the trains.

A.T.'s picture

If I happen to witness

If I happen to witness something like that going on, I will notify the Train Operator immediately or call the BART Police if I have reception on my cell phone. BART Police according to Shrapnel are at zero tolerance with this type of behavior as it is a direct violation of the BART rules. I think if more of us start reporting events like this, the better the chance of these actions ceasing. It's good to vent about it, but I believe attacking the problem from the source is a lot better. So please, take a moment when you board the train to find out the length of it, therefore allowing you to identify the car location from the lead car (ex: 4th car from the lead car), and the car number. Also be sure to locate the intercom at the end of the car. This way BART police can know exactly where to stand to cat the suspect at the next station. It would be more discrete when you move to another car and then contact the train operator. Sometimes you get fortunate and there's an undercover officer on the train.