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So I was riding in a completely full Pitt/Bay train during the weekend commute. I was standing by the door when I realized there was a chubby girl sitting in the handicap seats with her tittays all but fully exposed. I positioned myself behind an Asian girl so that I could creepily stare at her breasts but so that she couldn't see me. Sometime after 12th Street, I'm listening to my music and stealthly staring at Chubbs' boobs bounce all over the train when suddenly, over my music, I hear

"STOP STARING AT MY TITS!!!!!!!!!"

Holy fuck, I thought, she's on to me, right as I was getting ready to start apologizing for my rude behavior, I look up and realize Bigs was yelling at this homeless guy who was standing by the other door also looking at her tits but apparently not as discreetly.

I laughed on the inside....then positioned another person between me and these two giant God sent jugs.

Just a little story to change the topic from all these Union shenanigans.

lucifer's picture

What, no pictures? ;.)

What, no pictures? ;.)

BEAR ON BART's picture

RAAAARGH!!! BEAR THINK

RAAAARGH!!!

BEAR THINK PERVERT LIKE YOU
SHOULD GO "HIBERNATE" AND NEVER COME BACK

Pervert depends on if she had

Pervert depends on if she had them on display. If displayed look away. If not on display but looking down a shirt is perverted.

I have seen chicks with their boobies and clevage on display then get all mad. Probably because she got attention from someone she didn't expect, like the homeless guy.

But if open large and in charge, with clevage open not conservative, then look.

If the woman didn't want them to be seen, they would not be available to the eyes. That V neck was choice, it is a window to the.....

TreoBART's picture

Hooray for boobies!

Hooray for boobies!

sickening. is this what al

sickening.

is this what al gore made the internet for?

boopiejones's picture

so you are anti union and

so you are anti union and anti boobies? i'm just happy that we have a non-union post. so far today we have boobies and mumbling TOs. all we need now is a hobo juice sighting and bartrage is back to normal.

But how long can we discuss

But how long can we discuss about the boobs that we haven't seen, only read about. A picture should be a must for such postings. :)

I miss the anti-union postings.

TreoBART's picture

One hobo post coming up as

One hobo post coming up as soon as my train arrives

Yes, didn't you know the

Yes, didn't you know the internet is for p0rn?

Of course the net is for

Of course the net is for porn.. And education, which is the same kinda.. The internet didn't become commercial till the late 90's.

Before the "web" the net was gopher, archie, veronica, IRC, etc..

If you are clueless about those, there is now google to teach you.

Woosh.

Woosh.

Yes it is.

Yes it is.