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boopiejones's picture

Your ass is too fat for you to be leaning it against the side of my seat. It keeps bumping into my shoulder. I repeat: your ass is too fat.

rafa1215's picture

As in Kim Kardash fat? :)

As in Kim Kardash fat? :)

MalcoveMagnesia's picture

I would've poked it with a

I would've poked it with a spork.

chrystalflanders's picture

Rub the Ass and Make a Wish.

Rub the Ass and Make a Wish. Then when she looks at you crazy just say, "I wanted to see how smooshy if felt."

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

Shrapnel's picture

Pictures, boopie, pictures.

Pictures, boopie, pictures.