Sneaky fat lady
So the guy sitting next to me stands as we approach orinda. No sooner does his ass leave the seat, but a yellow purse magically appears on the seat from out of nowhere. The thing literally fell from the sky. Thin air. Crazy. Once the guy next to me exits the train, I discover the purse's owner is none other than sneaky fat lady. Mind you, there were at least three other people in better positions to get this vacated seat, but sneaky fat lady comes out of nowhere with her yellow purse and snags the seat before anyone even has a chance to give the obligatory "you want that seat?" head nod. Oh you sneaky fat lady. You're so...sneaky.
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This is actually a really
This is actually a really frequent tactic on the crowded Muni buses in Chinatown. This past weekend, an elderly man threw his newspaper on my seat before I am completely even standing up, intending for another elderly person closer to me to have my seat. About half a second later, an elderly woman swung her plastic bag of groceries (filled with vegetables and a still-bloody fish) onto the same seat. The LOUD verbal argument that followed, completely in Chinese and incorporating frequent gestures at their newspaper/groceries, became an attraction to the nearby tourists making their way back from North Beach into downtown; they couldn't stop laughing. Neither could the locals on the bus. Meanwhile, the Muni driver was trying to shout over this argument saying that the bus wouldn't move unless people got off the steps. Of course, her demands fell on deaf ears and we were stopped for 5 minutes (with another bus passing us by). Gosh, do I love Muni.
The woman eventually won. Strange part...she got off at the next stop, 3 blocks away. I guess she just really liked to argue.
Hahahahahaahahahahahahaha I
Hahahahahaahahahahahahaha I can visualize this....
Mmmmm... vegetables and
Mmmmm... vegetables and bloody fish...