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boopiejones's picture

I'm on a train right now with a bunch of strange characters. Lady to my right that I am pretty sure is flander's friend renita. Lady across from me is dressed nicely and has fresh dry cleaning hanging from the overhead bars, yet she also has a gargantuan burlington coat factory bag that looks straight out of the cart of the 90 year old asian lady that collects cans with barbeque tongs in the financial district. Guy to my left is in a position that looks like he is engaged in deep sensual conversation with me. He hasn't said a word to me yet, and I really hope it stays that way. Dude in the hobo juice seats has a giant backpack, a large carry on size duffel bag and two of the largest roller bags I have ever seen in my life. Where the fuck is he coming from with all those bags? Now he tries to get off the train. Good thing he planned ahead by two stops, because he is having one hell of a time getting his giant pile of bags past the burlington coat factory bag. He gets one bag by first. Goes back for the second bag. First bag starts to fall over and I instinctively reach out and hold it for the guy. I can hear him running over other peoples shit as he wheels out to the platform. Renita gets off the train too and burlington coat lady moves to the hobo juice seats. Guy stops engaging me in phony conversation and a girl sits down across from me that looks like a young marg helgenberger.

chrystalflanders's picture

Crack Ass Bitch Renita!

Crack Ass Bitch Renita! OMFG! Renita" is every fucking where! People at my job tell me they saw her on the street and she's getting cursed out by pimps. There's a guy on the curb with her sitting next to him and he's saying "you're a fucking whore. You're an ugly bitch!" Renita's saying, "Would you shut the fuck up!" ha ha ha ha!!! She's everyone. I bet it was her crazy ass. The last time I saw her, she had the nerve to ask me again was she looking any better than the last time I saw her and I said, "HELLO FUCKING NO!" You're a crackhead for Godsake! A crackhead is a crackhead. You can't sugar coat the fact that you are hitting the crack pipe and your teeth are rotting out of your fucking mouth. Ok... Ok.. That was my vent for the day!! ha ha ha ha ha

Renita's Crazy Ass!"

Shrapnel's picture

Wow.

Wow.