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Pregnant Men Shouldn’t Be So Quick To Laugh at 50 Cents Lazy Cousin!

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This morning I get on BART and people are scrambling for seats. There’s this guy who’s taking up a seat 50 Cents Cousin Look-a-Like, so another guy gives up his seat to let this little old lady sit down.

When I take the picture of the guy that’s laying across the seat, this guy Head Jerking Guy starts laughing.

I’m thinking, “Dude, I got a picture of you last week snoring Head Jerking Guy and shit and doing the head jerk thing!”

If he only knew! What was so funny is that he had on the same clothes as he did when I took his picture last week. Another weird thing about this guy is he has a pouch in his belly like he’s 6 months pregnant. You can’t really tell by the picture, but the rest of his body is small and then there’s this extended pouch in his belly. I don’t know when his baby is due, but it looks strange. Maybe the next time I see him, I can get a picture of his baby.

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MalcoveMagnesia's picture

Looks like you had your flash

Looks like you had your flash on the "super bright" setting when you snapped 50 Cent's Cousin. Did you startle him awake from nap time?

chrystalflanders's picture

No he slept through the whole

No he slept through the whole thing.

-Chrystal Flanders
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In that pic, HJG looks like

In that pic, HJG looks like Jordan from New Kids on the Block.