Got Caught On Bart
eating McDonalds
0% (0 votes)
doing something nice
30% (3 votes)
Fondling a little Old Lady and She Really Really Liked It A lot
0% (0 votes)
Jumping through the gate
10% (1 vote)
in 69 ways (unmentionable)
20% (2 votes)
eating Barbequed Crow & Possem
10% (1 vote)
with My Bike and it was during the appropriate hours
10% (1 vote)
Helping a Gary Coleman change into his clothes for his day job at Dunkin Donuts
20% (2 votes)
Total votes: 10
There are no Dunkin' in
There are no Dunkin' in California. You really got me excited...FOR SHAME!
What does thus have to do
What does thus have to do with anything?
Well you can't get caught on
Well you can't get caught on BART helping Gary Coleman get his uniform on for Dunkin'...since there are no Dunkin'!
...performing kinky sharyu
...performing kinky sharyu with a lady friend in the hobo juice seats.
The other day while eating
The other day while eating barbecued crow and possum, I decided to go to BART and do something nice. I ran into Gary Coleman who was eating a Big Mac and fondling a little old lady who really liked it a lot. I had to help Gary change into his Dunkin' Donuts uniform so he could impress the ladies. I entered the Embarcadero station with my 26" tricycle after six thirty to head for the East Bay and realized I didn't have any money. So I jumped the fare gates upside down in front of this smokin' hot secretary. Whew! Just another day at BART. :P
Dunkin in Sacramento is still
Dunkin in Sacramento is still open.. isn't it? Shit!! Well maybe it's a camouflauge for a whore house. I've seen plenty of prostitutes coming out of there at 6am on my commute.
-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
AFAIK, there are no operating
AFAIK, there are no operating Dunkin' in our great state...if anyone could confirm/deny this Sacramento rumor it would be greatly appreciated...
Fuckin! "A" - Arizona is
Fuckin! "A" - Arizona is where the closest Dunkin Donuts can be found! Shit! Well now I gotta go all the way to Arizona to see the Whores come out? Fuckery!!! Pure Fuckery I tell You!!!! (ha ha ha ha ha ha).. You were right MFB... I've driven 100 miles for a Krispy Kreme, so I may very well visit Dunkin on my next trip to the desert.
-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
I'll go with you, man. I
I'll go with you, man. I crave the Dunkin'.
Dunkin' Donuts was the most
Dunkin' Donuts was the most high pressure donut shop I ever went to when I was living in Philly. You had less that 10 seconds to make up your mind before they started freaking out that you weren't ordering fast enough.
I lurve their coffee they sell at Safeway. It was on sale this week, woot!