Lady with the rainbow print mesh totebag
so she sits in the seat next to me just now and the totebag lands right on my arm and lap. I am trying to push it off me for a few seconds, but her ass is in the way. So I pull out my headphones and give her "the look" to which she replies "its broken. The seat is broken." And a broken seat means you have to slam your bag on my arm and lap because why?
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I am the master of
I am the master of intimidation. The seat across from her just opened up (I'm in a quad)and she immediately moved to it. I didn't even say anything to her when she hit me with the bag. I Just gave her the evil eye for like a half a second. I kick ass!!!! Either that, or the seat really is broken. I still kick ass!!!!
You kick that old rainbow
You kick that old rainbow mesh ass.
You know what I'd do? Take
You know what I'd do? Take that bag and empty it's contents on the floor. "Oops. The bag was broken ;)."
unfortunately it's hard to
unfortunately it's hard to win in that situation. All you can do is simply move to another seat. That's the mature thing to do. Of course one might imagine doing something much more dramatic, like pushing and shoving, or lashing out verbally, but violence won't cure a fool of foolish behavior.
I had an insane woman shove me 3 times! on a crowded muni metro car simply because my backpack came into contact with her. What can a man do? I can't shove back, that's assault. Darn it all to heck!
Hey! I posted my first mature, non-offensive comment!
(I'm proud of myself).