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I found the officer forehand poster!!

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Sorry, I couldn't get the car number. But, it was the northbound train arriving at san bruno at 622am. Contact the yard to find out what train number that was. I did a google search to find this specific post.

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boopiejones's picture

sweet! you found my favorite

sweet! you found my favorite bart ad. officer foreskin resurfaces.

silver worm's picture

The Officer Foreskin ad was

The Officer Foreskin ad was the greatest one I have ever seen "doctored up". Someone crossed out Forehand and wrote Foreskin. Below the "expert in customer service", it said something like "That's bullshit, he'll beat you ass in a New York minute".

Good stuff!

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And, because it's friday and

And, because it's friday and I'm procrastinating, here are some versions that I mucked with in Photoshop a bit:

(As you can see, I'm not all that good with photoshop, but maybe they're an improvement!)

rafa1215's picture

Good Job!!

Good Job!!

boopiejones's picture

Your next poster challenge,

Your next poster challenge, if you choose to accept it, is an easy one. Find an "I never knew how proud I could be until I adopted anthony" poster. Not adopted "ana and carlos," not "olivia." Not "justin". It has to be anthony. Extra points if you find one where anthony has a mustache and chops drawn in with a sharpie.

What's the big deal? This

What's the big deal? This very photo is included on the BART website on the BART Police History page. I'm waiting for you to find the "Assault a Station Agent Go to Jail" poster with the "G" posing as a pair of handcuffs. Must have been effective since we haven't heard of many assaults on the SAs since that one wacked-out incident about 8(?) years ago.

Shrapnel's picture

Agents are yelled at and

Agents are yelled at and cussed out daily. They are assaulted frequently as well...

bart_rider's picture

I read that one article on

I read that one article on www.bart.gov which caused the zero tolerance assault policy on station agents where that woman with two kids spit and punched the agent in the eye causing serious damage to her eye because the station agent wouldn't let the woman's second kid enter the system without a ticket. I believe this occurred at Glenpark if my memory serves me correctly. I was shocked when I read that. No wonder SF Station Agents are the way they are.

Can you imagine women like this raising kids, EWE! She did that to the agent right in front of her kids. There ought to be a law that people like this can't breed.

boopiejones's picture

finding foreskin in the wild

finding foreskin in the wild is waaaaay different than finding it on the internets. anybody can google foreskin. but only rafa and myself have seen it in the wild.

wait a sec. that didn't come out right.

Shrapnel's picture

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

rafa1215's picture

haha good one

haha good one