Leaning Tower of Pen*s
Hey Mister! Get Your Pen*s out of my face! While I know there are barbarians at the zipper gate and David & Goliath are competing for my affections through the tight jeans of every 8 ft Amazon and the Jolly Green Giant may have a Nice green Rod just waiting for me to exam for tasty flavor; my desire for the tower of passion to be right in my face at 7am was not impressive. I’m only 5ft 3inches, so a pen*s in my face at 7am on my 35 minute ride was not what I expected. I wanted to scooch in between the little old lady and the punk rocker that already had a seat and relieve myself of staring at what could have been the one eyed monster. A one eyed monster did help create me, but I don’t want to have to choke one down at 7am on Bart.
-Chrystal Flanders
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Seriously... What the
Seriously...
What the FUCK!!??!!?!?
If we are to really understand whatever it is you are saying...
The rule is...
puffpuffpass
jbap21
She's saying that during her
She's saying that during her whole ride a mans crotch was mere inches from her face. Am I right Chrystal?
Okay... I got it, I
Okay...
I got it, I think.
Pen*s doesn't have anything to do with writing, er at all.
Very clever...the " * " is actually an " i ".
Put together with the letters P-E-N and S spells...
luggage
junk
mr. happy
the little one eyed trouser trout
etc...
To be honest, the whole thing is written like a bad acid trip that includes green giants that have pens. In a silver and blue BART world where 5'-3" midgets have problems.
it's good to be 6'-1"
jbap21
Yes it is good to be 6ft
Yes it is good to be 6ft tall. I rather like a penis in the face every now and again, but not on bart.. ha ha ha ha!!!
Mr. Happy :o).. I like that one though..
-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
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Penis. I had to say it I
Penis. I had to say it I felt left out. Can we exit the fourth grade now?
4th grade Penis talk is a
4th grade Penis talk is a good thing, just not in my face at commute time. I like penises Treo.. Sorry!.. :o), just not in my face on my commute..
- Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
Yes it was a penis. The guy
Yes it was a penis. The guy was extremely tall and his penis was in my face..... :o)
-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
Hahahahaaahahaaa...excellent.
Hahahahaaahahaaa...excellent. I hate it when that happens. Ever since my boyfriend told me about the games he'd play with his friends just to cop a feel, like "elbow titty" or hangin' brains at a crowded bar, I've never thought for a second these creepy guys on public transport do this stuff on accident.
hangin' brains at a crowded
hangin' brains at a crowded bar
OK, what is this one?
See
See http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hanging+brain and http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hanging+brains.
Me thinking... would I rather
Me thinking... would I rather deal with a crotch in my face or smelly ass in my face when I sit next to the door and someone sits on the "rail" ?
makes me think of a comedian
makes me think of a comedian that says if they turn crotch they are attracted to u but if they turn ass to you they're not. I forget who it was tho sadly.