The Funk Express
Deodorant, body spray, cologne, soap! This crowding of people on trains to prove some damn point is making my stomach turn. Gang up with Proctor and Gamble, Colgate Palmolive or Unilever and give out deodorant samples for these fuckin idiots who stink of body odor, smoke and musk. This shit doesn't mix well with trains that already can't keep it cool enough for a normal crowd. We sit back and act like peole have common sense, when many don't give a rat's ass about much, and are sometimes ignorant to the fact the smell really bad. Damn BART simply adds on top of that by have inadequate air moving around in it's trains, let alone any quality air.
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I agree. Speaking of smells.
I agree. Speaking of smells. Guys. Yes, I'm talking to you guys - you know who you are - if you don't then ask a coworker if you wear too much cologne. Guys, put just one spray of Axe on. You hear me? All you need is one shot of Axe. You don't need to bathe in it - just one spray. Sometimes when you guys get on the train all I can do is smell your cologne funk. I'm not going to move to another car. Why? Because I was here first - waaah!!!
I would add people's crappy
I would add people's crappy food to that list too. Last night, the T.O. came and out and told someone stuffing their face not to eat on the train and to pick up her greasy dam pizza off the seat so it wasn't stained for the next passenger from the grease soaking through her flimsy box. He had to tell her like three times. She quit eating but never picked up the pizza off the seat, just covered it up. T.O., I salute YOU!
Plus, those skumbags that just have to fart on the train and in the station and spit and make those horrible sinus noises. there is some old man that walks around the montgomery station platform doing that incessantly as loud and as grossly as he can; meanwhile there are three police officers up at the station agent's booth b.s.ing constantly instead of down walking the platform telling skum like him, he's gross and to knock it off. after wiping all that crap all over himself, then he gets on the train. really nice!. i told him he's f'ing gross but it didn't help. he just won't give it a break and he doesn't in the most grossest way possible.
yeah, the dime store perfume and syrupy stink cologne are horrible. why do people think that stuff smells good? i'll never get it.