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save me, officer shrapnel!

as im at walnut creek today this asian woman in dolce & gabana sunglasses with 2 gianormus purses comes up the escillator. she stares daggers at me, but i smile (trying to be polite) and she keeps staring at me like she's gonna kill me. then she plops down right next to me.

i have in my ipod and my shopping bags (was at broadway plaza) and she reaches over and takes out one of my earphones. if what wasnt wierd enough she grabs my phone which i was texting on and asks to look at it - after grabbing it from me.

she proceeds to touch my arm and tell me that i look "so niaa (nice). so seck-say (sexy). like mo-dow (model)." (nice, sexy, model)

then rubs my arm.

i tell her i have a girlfriend, and she goes "ann (and), so?"

the train came. she kept looking at me. i faked like i was gonna get on. then heard the door chime, and dashed out at the last minute. waited 15 minutes for the next one.

this crazy lady had personal space and touching problems. who was she?

anyone recognize her? 3 attached pix.

shrapnel, you coulda come and saved the day. that woulda been so romantic (if shrapnel is a woman). taking my new stalker friend off to jail.

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Why complain? Screw the

Why complain? Screw the phone and ipod.

Shrapnel's picture

Just goes to show that

Just goes to show that creeps come in all shapes and sizes. I would've saved you bartish, but I would've loved to watch where your interaction went before stepping in ;)

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rafa1215's picture

Haha welcome to the world of

Haha welcome to the world of getting hit on. At least she didn't say "Me love you long time?"

Evil Pete's picture

Are you sure it was not a

Are you sure it was not a guy,

I hear the same comments from asian tranys when they think they have you fooled.

serously..

boopiejones's picture

she's not wearing enough

she's not wearing enough makeup. and besides, her ass is too saggy for her to be an asian tranny.

Evil Pete's picture

My vote is still that is was

My vote is still that is was a Tranny

chrystalflanders's picture

She was f*cking with your

She was f*cking with your head or something. I think the average person would have asked her to get on her knees and say AWWW!!

Chrystal Flanders -"You're Saying it or You're Not! You're a Punk or You're Not!"

hahahahahahha!!!

hahahahahahha!!!

OH Shit bro, That was you????

OH Shit bro, That was you???? Sorry my bad..... LOL....