Body Odor Ban - Someone Needs a Armpit Mint!!!!
Being forced and subjected to a reaking underarm (the believer of NO DEODORANT) is just sinful. I wanted to give out a citation!
Ok, I understand we are cramped and there are asses in your face when you are sitting down... but when we are standing? His armpit was an ASS all by itself.
When you are not 6ft tall and someones armpit just meets right at your face, while they hold that silver bar connected to the ceiling... it just makes my stomach turn.
A little off subject. I used
A little off subject. I used to work for a guy at a dot com company before it went belly up. He was a really nice guy and went out of his way to make sure that you were comfortable working at the company. Man Oh Man this guy did not believe in deodorant at all. I think he wanted to be a "hippie." Anyways, we started off by not saying anything, because hey it was a new company and we were all on probation still. As time went on we ran fans all day in the office to shoo away the body odor. He didn't care if you surfed the internet on your lunch. Some of us tried to eat lunch at our desks, but every bite had a little bit of BO attached to it. Those days I became a really big fan of Roach Coaches. After probation we all became permanent employees and it had gotten so bad that we ran the fans and sprayed Lysol. No one wanted to tell him to his face that he smelled. His birthday came around and we all chipped in and got him one of those huge cases of deodorants at Costco. On his desk was the case and a card that read "to be used daily before your shift starts - this is not a gag gift - we are serious. Signed Anonymous. After that he got the hint. For a really long time the the guy never smelled. I saw him a couple of years after that at a company function - wouldn't you know it - he smelled like BO again. I guess he ran out of deodorant.
Man! You could have called
Man! You could have called Oprah and she would have brought everyone in the office a lifetime supply of deodorant. I can imagine how awful that was. :o( I'm genuinely and truly sorry for your inconvenience. In honor of you misfortune, give me the name of the guy, where he works now and I'll send him a case of deodorant... or better yet, I'll send it to his wife, because I know she must be suffering too. They probably have stopped having sex altogether. My condolences...
Yuck!!!
Chrystal Flanders -"You're Saying it or You're Not! You're a Punk or You're Not!"
for those that find
for those that find themselves ripening before the day is out "hand sanitizer" work wonders till you can get to a shower.
( a trick I learned at Burning Man )
Burning armpits I suppose?
Burning armpits I suppose? Women shave under there so the hand-gel might burn. I was gonna try it but then I thought, "SHIT NO!" Then I'd have a rash!!!
Chrystal Flanders -"You're Saying it or You're Not! You're a Punk or You're Not!"
Haha, rafa that's a little
Haha, rafa that's a little harsh don't you think?
Didn't boopie figure out somehow through some loophole that stinking on BART might be illegal?
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CALIFORNIA CODES PENAL
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PENAL CODE
SECTION 369a-402c
(370) Anything which is injurious to health, or is indecent, or offensive to the senses, or an obstruction to the free use of property, so as to interfere with the comfortable enjoyment of life or property by an entire community or neighborhood, or by any considerable number of persons, or unlawfully obstructs the free passage or use, in the customary manner, of any navigable lake, or river, bay, stream, canal, or basin, or any public park, square, street, or highway, is a public
nuisance.
(372) Every person who maintains or commits any public nuisance, the punishment for which is not otherwise prescribed, or who willfully omits to perform any legal duty relating to the removal of a public nuisance, is guilty of a misdemeanor.
Damn, I should of made a
Damn, I should of made a citizens arrest back then. Oh well.
Huh. I think I have a
Huh. I think I have a solution to my neighbor who constantly parks on his front lawn and generally leaves his front yard/porch looking like a yard sale for a homeless encampment.