This was too good to resist... Happy Holidays Everyone..
Poor Santa

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

Late night getting on BART at Embarcadero. I guess anyone can get a platform to express themselves.. Sounds like she was trying to say

O de Le O de Lo de 1

O de Le O de Lo de 2

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

I get on bart to go to school and I'm coming into the car. This guy with his gygantor bike, says, "let me get off before you get in the train!" It was the way he said it. I'm all for a curt and vain tone, but this guy definitely took the cake with his "AWPMB [Angry While Pushing My Bike] Syndrome." I really wasn't in the mood for that. Especially since I was having a rather great morning to start. The bikers are really uptight about their entrance and exiting strategy...

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

Red Bull Overdose Dude

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

My friends sent this to me at work.. Put anyone's name in there and their email address. Put yours in there too. It's so funny..

See link below: (paste in your browser)

http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/taf.shtml?id=-11294119-CXt5u.x&nid=wMygek7_1IziAsNZENlZYzE5OTEwODE-

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

I'm taking a class to write a business plan and I need to collect statistical data... Can you please click on the link and complete the few questions that are there? This would be so helpful. Also if you know of people who have about 3 minutes to complete, please forward the link to them as well...

link

Thanks..:o)

Chrystal Flanders
-http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

Great festive morning with little old lady’s with their Harloquin novels and a smack to the young punk who had his legs on the seat. Everything was fine until an old lady (I’ll use

this as an illustration, but clearly not the woman) gets up out of her seat and smacks this guy for having his feet on the seat in the Quad.

This morning I get on the training thinking, “Oh yeah!! There are plenty of seats. I’ll go and sit right in the back. Quiet, no one else appears to want the seat. Plenty of people standing around. I assumed they were standing and letting others get a seat because they wanted to be courteous. I walk over to the Heavenly Experience Area to find, YUCK!!!!

I thought, what was that?

1. Blended Mac N’ Cheese
2. A Bad Dinner Date Gone Wrong in the A.M.

Stolen at McArthur Tuesday. Came back from work Tuesday around 5pm and my car was missing from stall. Luckily it was found in Pleasanton and in tact this time. I have a Honda and they love joyriding in it. I have the club so hopefully this will deter them.

-Chrystal Flanders
htt://www.damnyouchrystal.com

Yosemite Sam
Amy Winehouse
Michael Jackson
Todd Bridges
Sarah Palin
Gary Coleman

Yesterday I was on the Richmond Train. As we know, something is always bound to happen on the Richmond Line. This guy, the TransAvoider, is talking to the guy in the seat across from him about how he got on the train the day before and a transgender kept following him around the train and hitting on him. He kept staying, “I can’t have that on my resume.” How do you have a ‘Transgender Following’ on your resume? How do you have the ‘date of a transgender’ on your resume?

Amy Winehouses’ Cousin must have had a run-in with the Holloween store. What’s your fucking problem Lady?!I’m all about expression and doing things differently. My life is as controversial as it gets.

This lady whom I will call

This morning I noticed this woman consumed what looked like three (3) banana’s. I didn’t realize bananas were so popular. Isn’t that too much potassium?

The Affects of a Banana

One quote I found quite funny:

Q: Can eating too many bananas be harmful to your health?

A: they are really high in sucrose, and potassium etc so they can have a few positive effects on your health but overdose is possible... in which case you go bananas.”

Or this answer was priceless:

I will admit that I love a Latte, but not a triple or even a quad that I’ve seen people order in the morning. This morning it was clear that this guy was on some serious shit. He enters the train with an open Red Bull, Cigarette behind his ear, ready to light it when he exits the station, I imagine. A cheap Bic lighter in the other hand and looked like he had been hitting the crack pipe for the last 12 hours. He looked a mess and like he needed a T.V. Evangelist to lay their hands on him.

“Come out Demon Crack! Come Out!” – TV Evangelist

He was really sickening to look at.

This lady,was really getting her workout on this morning on the platform. At first I thought I was seeing things, but she was definitely working out to her own tune. When her shirt raised up I thought, “oh my god, she’s gonna show us the nakedness.” Luckily she had a nice stomach. I guess we all should utilize our time in a productive way.

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