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Pregnant Men Shouldn’t Be So Quick To Laugh at 50 Cents Lazy Cousin!
Submitted by chrystalflanders on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 7:40amThis morning I get on BART and people are scrambling for seats. There’s this guy who’s taking up a seat 50 Cents Cousin Look-a-Like, so another guy gives up his seat to let this little old lady sit down.
When I take the picture of the guy that’s laying across the seat, this guy Head Jerking Guy starts laughing.
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drinking soda from the trash...
Submitted by Evil Pete on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 2:36pmOn Sunday I was on BART (with my bike) on my way to Concord around 5:20pm.
While at Macarthur Station the only other person on the platform was this hobo looking guy going through the trash for cans & bottles.
Seems there were quite a few..
Then out of the corner of my eye notice is he was not collecting the empty cans & bottles but instead he was collecting the contents of the empty cans & bottles.
He was pouring the ounce or two of left over soda (?) into his own bottle then dropping the empties on the floor and walking away.

I don't think I'll be taking my bike on BART anymore
Submitted by bandh on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 9:18amI've done it twice, and the afternoon commute home has been a nightmare. I can't maneuver, the many other bikes on the car are in the way, and I always end up bumping into people with the bike.
By the way, these are all "bike ok" routes.
Fortunately, I can bike my bark at Fruitvale Bike Station for free, I just can't ride to work on the other end.
Any Bike-Barters have some advice? Maybe I can salvage something from all this.

Lady with the rainbow print mesh totebag
Submitted by boopiejones on Fri, 08/15/2008 - 4:08pmso she sits in the seat next to me just now and the totebag lands right on my arm and lap. I am trying to push it off me for a few seconds, but her ass is in the way. So I pull out my headphones and give her "the look" to which she replies "its broken. The seat is broken." And a broken seat means you have to slam your bag on my arm and lap because why?

Knodding * Head Jerking * Snoring
Submitted by chrystalflanders on Fri, 08/15/2008 - 2:57pmPeople are extremely tired lately. All these sleepers on Bart. You'd think there was something in the air..Sleepy Jerky Head Guy!
-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

I found the officer forehand poster!!
Submitted by rafa1215 on Fri, 08/15/2008 - 2:22pmFrom this post
Sorry, I couldn't get the car number. But, it was the northbound train arriving at san bruno at 622am. Contact the yard to find out what train number that was. I did a google search to find this specific post.

Anyone check out the new garage at Pleasant Hill yet?
Submitted by bart_rider on Fri, 08/15/2008 - 10:03amWonder if I get can get a spot there at 2:00 p.m.?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE LIGHTS AT NORTH CONCORD; WHY ARE THEY NOT WORKING OR DIM?
Submitted by bart_rider on Fri, 08/15/2008 - 10:02amWHAT IS WRONG WITH THE LIGHTS IN THE PARKING LOT AT NORTH CONCORD. MANY OF THEM DON'T WORK AND THE REST ARE REALLY DIM? IT HAS BEEN LIKE THIS A REALLY LONG TIME. Talk about making it beyond easy for these friggin thieves.

most outlandish thing I've seen on BART
Submitted by bandh on Wed, 08/13/2008 - 10:16pmYou've probably seen worse, but this is my topper.
Back when I first started taking BART to/from work I'd take the 3:50ish train from Richmond back towards Fremont. I tended to doze off between Richmond and Del Norte.
One day, I wake up to the "click" of a lighter and a "sssssssuuuuusssssst!" noise.

Too tired to care about others sitting around you?
Submitted by rafa1215 on Wed, 08/13/2008 - 6:46amI got on the southbound train a couple of days ago and saw a guy sleeping. This is not anything new except he was so sprawled out on the quad seats that no one had a chance to share it with him. Look at his legs.
See pic to see what I mean.

Leaning Tower of Pen*s
Submitted by chrystalflanders on Tue, 08/12/2008 - 8:02amHey Mister! Get Your Pen*s out of my face! While I know there are barbarians at the zipper gate and David & Goliath are competing for my affections through the tight jeans of every 8 ft Amazon and the Jolly Green Giant may have a Nice green Rod just waiting for me to exam for tasty flavor; my desire for the tower of passion to be right in my face at 7am was not impressive. I’m only 5ft 3inches, so a pen*s in my face at 7am on my 35 minute ride was not what I expected.

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