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Pregnant Men Shouldn’t Be So Quick To Laugh at 50 Cents Lazy Cousin!

This morning I get on BART and people are scrambling for seats. There’s this guy who’s taking up a seat 50 Cents Cousin Look-a-Like, so another guy gives up his seat to let this little old lady sit down.

When I take the picture of the guy that’s laying across the seat, this guy Head Jerking Guy starts laughing.

Evil Pete's picture

drinking soda from the trash...

On Sunday I was on BART (with my bike) on my way to Concord around 5:20pm.

While at Macarthur Station the only other person on the platform was this hobo looking guy going through the trash for cans & bottles.

Seems there were quite a few..

Then out of the corner of my eye notice is he was not collecting the empty cans & bottles but instead he was collecting the contents of the empty cans & bottles.
He was pouring the ounce or two of left over soda (?) into his own bottle then dropping the empties on the floor and walking away.

Two Issues Already

bandh's picture

I don't think I'll be taking my bike on BART anymore

I've done it twice, and the afternoon commute home has been a nightmare. I can't maneuver, the many other bikes on the car are in the way, and I always end up bumping into people with the bike.

By the way, these are all "bike ok" routes.

Fortunately, I can bike my bark at Fruitvale Bike Station for free, I just can't ride to work on the other end.

Any Bike-Barters have some advice? Maybe I can salvage something from all this.

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Lady with the rainbow print mesh totebag

so she sits in the seat next to me just now and the totebag lands right on my arm and lap. I am trying to push it off me for a few seconds, but her ass is in the way. So I pull out my headphones and give her "the look" to which she replies "its broken. The seat is broken." And a broken seat means you have to slam your bag on my arm and lap because why?

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Knodding * Head Jerking * Snoring

People are extremely tired lately. All these sleepers on Bart. You'd think there was something in the air..Sleepy Jerky Head Guy!

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

rafa1215's picture

I found the officer forehand poster!!

From this post
Sorry, I couldn't get the car number. But, it was the northbound train arriving at san bruno at 622am. Contact the yard to find out what train number that was. I did a google search to find this specific post.

bart_rider's picture

Anyone check out the new garage at Pleasant Hill yet?

Wonder if I get can get a spot there at 2:00 p.m.?

bart_rider's picture

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE LIGHTS AT NORTH CONCORD; WHY ARE THEY NOT WORKING OR DIM?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE LIGHTS IN THE PARKING LOT AT NORTH CONCORD. MANY OF THEM DON'T WORK AND THE REST ARE REALLY DIM? IT HAS BEEN LIKE THIS A REALLY LONG TIME. Talk about making it beyond easy for these friggin thieves.

bandh's picture

most outlandish thing I've seen on BART

You've probably seen worse, but this is my topper.

Back when I first started taking BART to/from work I'd take the 3:50ish train from Richmond back towards Fremont. I tended to doze off between Richmond and Del Norte.

One day, I wake up to the "click" of a lighter and a "sssssssuuuuusssssst!" noise.

rafa1215's picture

Too tired to care about others sitting around you?

I got on the southbound train a couple of days ago and saw a guy sleeping. This is not anything new except he was so sprawled out on the quad seats that no one had a chance to share it with him. Look at his legs.

See pic to see what I mean.

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Bart on Twitter and Bart TV

In case someone here didn't catch these two items

bart on twitter

Also bart tv

bart tv link

chrystalflanders's picture

Leaning Tower of Pen*s

Hey Mister! Get Your Pen*s out of my face! While I know there are barbarians at the zipper gate and David & Goliath are competing for my affections through the tight jeans of every 8 ft Amazon and the Jolly Green Giant may have a Nice green Rod just waiting for me to exam for tasty flavor; my desire for the tower of passion to be right in my face at 7am was not impressive. I’m only 5ft 3inches, so a pen*s in my face at 7am on my 35 minute ride was not what I expected.

Kids on BART

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